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Prayers for Chief Acevedo - This morning, the Houston Fire Department responded to Acevedo’s residence after reports that a man was in distress. Chief Acevedo had been trying to leave the house when his head would not make it through the french doors he had installed to accommodate his inflated ego.

After several harrowing minutes, Houston firefighters were able to free Acevedo so that he can continue his childish attention seeking behavior.
HPD has announced that they will be widening the doorways at 1200 Travis in order to assure the Chief’s safety.

Last year, a rookie officer was seriously injured when he unknowingly stepped between Chief Acevedo and a television camera.