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I'm thinking I need to go to the bar, or, take the bar or just watch out for the bar.

Better yet, I think I will sit on a bar at a bar while studying for the bar. And ya wonder why people think English is such a screwed up language.

G26ster wrote:The Texas Legislature walked into a bar to discuss Campus Carry

Nothing happened.

Hey, this is a joke thread. Go somewhere else.

A couple of mine but I take no credit for coming up with them.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I’ll have a whisky and soda"
The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
"Dunno", says the bear. "I've always had them."

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A priest, a rabbi, and Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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Man walk in to a bar and asks, "Do you serve women in this place?"
The bartender, "No. You have to bring your own."