Whats happened to the remaining 3%???OverEasy wrote:You all should get a kick out this one.
This is about 97% true.
If its been that long, and nothings happened...Why worry???I know a couple who have been married about 30 years.
Bingo, a 2 pound paper weight! Cool!The problem that arose was, both of them were afraid the other one might get mad and shoot them. Or that the other one might get depressed and try and commit suicide.
The solution they came up with was, that HE hid the gun where she couldn't find it and SHE hid the box of shells where he couldn't find them. This way they could only use the gun by agreement for defensive purposes!
Money well spent!They haven't really worried about having to use the gun for awhile now.
A guy was installing an alarm in a new house down the street. They gave him $20 for a yard sign and some window decals. They sleep peacefully now not worring about breakins or actually having to use the gun.
Yer right, I did get a kick outa this one...
Tell them you know a guy who encourages his wife to shoot, and to buy a gun...And lets her handle another man's piece...And like it...
And we plan on being married for at least another 50 years...
Piece of cake!