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CaptDave wrote:

HighVelocity wrote:Keep your doors locked and your pistol cocked...

Now, that's a good Tag Line! 8)

Or, how about...

"Locked and Cocked and ready to Rock..."

Almost lyrical...

rgoldy wrote:This chief is a consummate politician. He has thus far pulled some pretty egregious stunts that were (in my opinion) testing the waters for some infringements on rights of citizens. He appears (again, in my opinion) to be pushing the envelope in some areas on behalf of the liberals in city government.
As a side note, please take notice of the fact that he does not seem to permit pictures of himself except close-up or behind a podium.
I think he may be shaped like me. Poor guy.

Now how can I resist this one...hmmmmm...Nope...I failed the test...

His buttocks fits most comfortably in anything Mattress Mac can put on his trucks "TODAY!"...

I've seen him up close...And not that I was looking at his...(not going there)

Now I would not go so far as to say you fit that mold my friend...

longtooth wrote:If he won't answer the Q's you ask him then why do they think we have to answer their Q's.

I know...It was a "loaded question", with the expectation of the answer given...

I was just testing to see if the waters had changed temperature...

brrrrrrrrrrrr...

The Houston Police Chief was at our civic center meeting just before the Thanksgiving weekend...

He kept going on about community involvement and other blah blah blah stuff...

When it came to police response times in our area and he opened up for questions...I just had to ask...You had to be there for the reaction and answer...

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(Stevie-D in his best FM radio voice)

"Chief, would your recommendation for the citizens in this community while waiting for Law Enforcement to respond to our homes and businesses (in cases of imminent criminal intent and danger), should we be encouraged to aquire and maintain some form of proficiency with firearms to defend ourselves and our families, just in case of some unforseen delay in those responses?"

(Chief)

"I recommend that citizens do not take the law into thier own hands. And that our department is always looking to improve our responses and our means to prevent criminal activity by encouraging its citizens to get involved in watch programs and preventative programs for the youth in high-risk communities."

(Stevie-D)

"Well thank you Chief, that was not exactly what I was asking about. But thank you for your comments and your opinion."

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I don't know why I put myself up for such abuse...

My nieghbors sure did enjoy it...