barstoolguru wrote:A friend’s wife asked why does he need to carry a gun all the time and he said to protect himself; and his wife says "all the time"?
So he gets out a piece of paper and asks her to write down all the places he will be in trouble and need his gun!
She never said anything about it again... so I offer the same piece of paper for you to write down all the places you are going to need a bigger gun
Good point !