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A man died and went to heaven. Peter said, "we have a little quiz before you can enter. Spell "dog." And the man proceeded to do so.
A second man died and went to heaven; Peter said, "we have a little quiz before you can enter, spell 'cat.'" And the man proceeded to do so. Then a female lawyer from New York died. Peter said, "We have a quiz before you can enter." Whereupon the female lawyer replied, "You male chauvinist pig!!! My whole life I have been discriminated against!!! I come to heaven and you do this to me???" Peter replied, "Hey, its simple...just spell Czechoslovakia!!!"

Blonde joke:

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop too."