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An atom walks into a bar...

The bartender says, “you look sad, what’s wrong.”

The atom says, “I lost an electron today.”

Bartender asks, “are you sure?”

The atom says, “I’m positive.”

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "hey, we don't serve your kind here."

The mushroom says, "Aw, come on man, I'm a fungi.”