A solicitor knocked on my grandfather's door while he was massaging 'hair preservative' in his hair. As a result his hair was standing straight up. Grandpa was not happy.
The fast talking guy said, 'My name is Jones and Im here to give you this book absolutely free!' Before the guy could get 3 more words out, grandpa reached out, took the book, quickly perused it, said thank you and slam the door in the astonished guys face. The guy banged on the door for a long time while grandpa leaned against the wall giggling like a lunatic. Grandma said he would break out in hysterics all evening and she had to threatened him to shut up and go to sleep.
I miss my grandfather. He was 84 years old, and a widower when someone broke into his house one night. He fought and they beat him and stole many items, including his Browning 45 and a beautiful Browning SA 22 cal. rifle.
He laid on the floor for about 3 days, before he died. My uncle found him covered in clothes he had pulled over him for warmth. The bad guys got away.
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