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Russell wrote:Congratulations to the following random picks:
tomtexan
mxrdad
skiprr

And congratulations to jailbird for being the most creative!

Darnit! Today was my lucky day and I didn't even think about buying a Lotto ticket.

But as a non-compensated, non-employee of this non-commercial Forum with no conflict-of-interest clause, no non-compete contract, and no non-disclosure agreement, I feel it only proper and ethical to cede my spectacular winnings to jailbird.

Besides, I posted mine after the deadline, I think. So, jailbird, please PM Russell with your shirt size and mailing address.

Dear businesses, "no gun" signs are obeyed only by the best, and ignored by all of the rest.

Dear businesses, "no gun" signs say, "Honest, law-abiding people keep out."

Dear businesses, "no gun" signs are the same as posting signs that say, "Victim-rich, gun-free zone. Please rob at will."

Dear businesses, "no gun" signs warn criminals...oh, wait; criminals never bother reading those.