The Annoyed Man wrote:
According to worship leader Vince “Capo” Becerril, he attempted to plug the cable into the female connection on his Gibson Les Paul Custom guitar, but was informed by the high-end quarter-inch guitar cable that it was “really a female” and was henceforth demanding to be utilized as such, otherwise it would not participate in further services.
When Becerril attempted to argue with the cable, pointing out that it that it was clearly the male counterpart to the female connection and reminding the piece of musical equipment that service was starting just a few minutes, he was called a “bigot” and informed that he was on the wrong side of history.
This just in, Representatives Alvarez D'Addario (D-MA) and Marshall Fender (D-CA) have co-authored a bill for the first 2017 session on the Hill calling for the full gender-neutrality of all electronic and associated items. Dubbed by critics the "Internet of Things Bathroom Bill," the legislation would madate the equal empowerment of all items that are electrically operated or connected, or capable of being attached to such items, to be able to self-identify as male, female, non-gender, or any combination thereof.
