PC §9.34 (b). PROTECTION OF LIFE OR HEALTH

[Pawpaw]

I hope I never get trapped around a few of you folks. If so I'll take the bullet over a chainsaw...

I'd give you a choice... Axe, or pocket knife. I don't ordinarily carry around a chainsaw.

But you ordinarily carry an axe?

[sjfcontrol]

I hope I never get trapped around a few of you folks. If so I'll take the bullet over a chainsaw...

I'd give you a choice... Axe, or pocket knife. I don't ordinarily carry around a chainsaw.

But you ordinarily carry an axe?

That falls under "don't ask, don't tell".

[dogflight]

...the jumper breaks free and races for the other side of the bridge. Fortunately, sjfcontrol is standing there with an ax in his pocket and...

[rbwhatever1]

That's hilarious. I can see the headlines. "Man saved by axe wielding Good Samaritan when his own legs tried to throw him off a bridge..."

[sjfcontrol]

Hey, you never know when you might need to chop down a tree or something!