of the
"Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one
entitled,
"Survivor, Texas-Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to
Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to
Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso ,
Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and Amarillo . From there they will
go on to Abilene , Fort Worth
and finally back to Dallas .
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that
reads:
"I'm Gay,"
"I love the Dixie Chicks,"
"Boycott Beef,"
"I Voted for Obama,"
" George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012"
and
"Ban all guns"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
God Bless Texas
