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longhorn_92 wrote:Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
I guess I will finally have to see that movie!
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WildBill wrote:
longhorn_92 wrote:Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
I guess I will finally have to see that movie!
It's only like the best movie ever!!!
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Russell wrote:Absolutely awesome movie if you enjoy "odd" comedy of that genre... like me!
You're odd comedy of that genre?
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Not quite a movie but from the recent Lonesome Dove


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I would post something from Serenity, but the Firefly quotes are better. (And I'm sure everybody knows them already).

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T3hK1w1 wrote:I would post something from Serenity, but the Firefly quotes are better. (And I'm sure everybody knows them already).
You mean like this?

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220, 221 whatever it takes!!!!

from MR. MOM when guy asked Michael Keaton if he was going to run 220 electrical. "rlol"
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With all the other geezers around her, ' surprised no one has yet mentioned Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid.

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John Wayne- The Shootist

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