Another Meme Thread
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I am not a lawyer. This is NOT legal advice.!
Nothing tempers idealism quite like the cold bath of reality.... SQLGeek
Nothing tempers idealism quite like the cold bath of reality.... SQLGeek
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I'm in a good place right now
Not emotionally or financially
But I am at the gun store
Not emotionally or financially
But I am at the gun store
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In honor of the suggestion to rename Austin:
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It doesn't mention how much the record holder spent on medical bills!
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Yeah, I would almost rather be on the receiving end of the bullet!! Almost
Take away the Second first, and the First is gone in a second
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That reminds me of instructions for bathing a cat!
1 pick up cat by the scruff of the neck.
2 open toilet lid!
3 (tricky part!) Drop cat into toilet while quickly closing toilet lid
4 place foot on toilet lid
5 while holding toilet closed flush several times
6 remove foot from toilet lid while being sure to not be between tiolet and exit!
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My cat offered a different perspective (wish I could convince him to go striker fired):crazy2medic wrote: ↑Tue Jul 31, 2018 4:29 pmThat reminds me of instructions for bathing a cat!
1 pick up cat by the scruff of the neck.
2 open toilet lid!
3 (tricky part!) Drop cat into toilet while quickly closing toilet lid
4 place foot on toilet lid
5 while holding toilet closed flush several times
6 remove foot from toilet lid while being sure to not be between tiolet and exit!
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Yeah your cat definitely needs some lessons in trigger discipline, but if it's like any other discipline, cats aren't very receptive!!Bitter Clinger wrote: ↑Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:17 pmMy cat offered a different perspective (wish I could convince him to go striker fired):crazy2medic wrote: ↑Tue Jul 31, 2018 4:29 pmThat reminds me of instructions for bathing a cat!
1 pick up cat by the scruff of the neck.
2 open toilet lid!
3 (tricky part!) Drop cat into toilet while quickly closing toilet lid
4 place foot on toilet lid
5 while holding toilet closed flush several times
6 remove foot from toilet lid while being sure to not be between tiolet and exit!
Take away the Second first, and the First is gone in a second
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