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oohrah wrote:Neutron walks into a bar, bartender says "no charge".
A sandwich walks in to a bar and the bartender says "Hey we dont serve your kind here!"
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"Where ever you go... there you are!" Buckaroo Banzai

"Time is so that everything doesnt happen all at once." Buckaroo Banzai
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The family that prays together, stays together. The family that shoots together, shouldn't be messed with.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown; one asks, "does this taste funny to you?"
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Take my wife, please.
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I told my wife I was going for a walk. She asked how long I was going to be gone? I told her, "The whole time".
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These are great keep em coming. :thumbs2:

The only issue is, people like myself, TAM, and several others, have a difficult time just writing one line. :biggrinjester:
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Transposed musician jokes:

How do you get a progressive (or drummer) off your pourch? Pay for the pizza.
What do you call a progressive in a suit? defendant.
what do you call a progressive that just lost his girl frieind? homeless.

what do you toss to a drowning guitar player? his amp.
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How do you leave an Aggie in suspense........
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As the veterinarian gives his dog a shot the owner asks, "Will it hurt?" Vet says, " I won't feel a thing."
Not really all that funny I know, but my dad was a vet and I heard that line many times!
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Humphrey: The name of a camel with no humps.
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