Purchasing a handgun.

[Mel]

Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.

[casp625]

Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.

All legal.

[Daddio-on-patio]

Because we can, should we?

[Mick22]

Combine all that with Self-loathing.

[crazy2medic]

Add a severe case of self destructive behavior!

[Pariah3j]

Add yourself to the prime suspect list for all robberies in the area that go down after that purchase.

[parabelum]

[The Annoyed Man]

Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.

So, you were watching the rerun of Johnny Carson last night with George Carlin on, where that was one of Carlin's jokes?

[Jusme]

Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.

You then need to inquire as to which banks have the most lax security systems, and fewest security guards.

[Mel]

Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.

So, you were watching the rerun of Johnny Carson last night with George Carlin on, where that was one of Carlin's jokes?

Guilty as charged!

[Beiruty]

Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.

Are you going to learn to yell, "Allahu Akbar"? Or, are you going to learn the tricks of locksmith and art of unlocking large vaults?

All are legal.

[The Annoyed Man]

Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.

So, you were watching the rerun of Johnny Carson last night with George Carlin on, where that was one of Carlin's jokes?

Guilty as charged!

Ditto! That's become our ritual when we hit the rack at night. We've gotten so tired of Fallon/O'Brien/Et Al and their idiocy that we turn on the old tonight show, which really WAS a talk show, and watch the master of entertaining interviews speak with interesting guests.

[Kkpsiknl]

Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.

So, you were watching the rerun of Johnny Carson last night with George Carlin on, where that was one of Carlin's jokes?

The antennatv channel?

[The Annoyed Man]

Go into a gunstore, purchase a handgun, purchase ammunition, then ask if they sell ski masks.

So, you were watching the rerun of Johnny Carson last night with George Carlin on, where that was one of Carlin's jokes?

The antennatv channel?

Yep.

[Flightmare]