Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled:
"Survivor Texas Style"
The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, driving to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius......
with 13 bumper stickers which will read:
1 "I'm a Democrat"
2 "Amnesty for Illegals"
3 "I love the Dixie Chicks"
4 "Boycott Beef"
5 "I Voted for Obama"
6 "George Strait Sucks"
7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O’Donnell is Texas born"
10. "I love Obama care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank is my hero"
12. "I side with Jane Fonda"
and the last sticker is… 13. "I'm here to confiscate your guns"
The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins. God Bless Texas and God Bless America! Vote 2012
Re: "Survivor Texas Style"
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:09 am
by BigGuy
Top Gear beat you to it with one in Alabama.
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Re: "Survivor Texas Style"
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:01 pm
by AEA
Similar, but I'm funnier than him!
And......this is TEXAS!
Re: "Survivor Texas Style"
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:50 pm
by recaffeination
Wasn't it a Volvo in season 1 of Survivor Texas?
Re: "Survivor Texas Style"
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:53 pm
by powerboatr
that is a much needed laugh right there
Re: "Survivor Texas Style"
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:40 pm
by JALLEN
I'm stealing that!
Re: "Survivor Texas Style"
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:46 pm
by The Annoyed Man
BigGuy wrote:Top Gear beat you to it with one in Alabama.
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I saw that episode when it first aired. That's actually when I stopped watching the show for good. One too many quips ridiculing the U.S., from bloody, pommy, Brits, of all things—a nation of people who have sold off their birthright for a little security, and a long standing history of selling off their national secrets for a little gay pleasure. They think that can come here, rub manure in our faces, and nobody's going to throw a rock at them? Screw 'em. I wouldn't pour urine on any of those 4 guys if they were on fire.
Re: "Survivor Texas Style"
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:09 pm
by PrideAndJoy54
You had me at #1... "I'm a Democrat"
Re: "Survivor Texas Style"
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:23 pm
by bizarrenormality
recaffeination wrote:Wasn't it a Volvo in season 1 of Survivor Texas?
BigGuy wrote:Top Gear beat you to it with one in Alabama.
[youtube][/youtube]
I saw that episode when it first aired. That's actually when I stopped watching the show for good. One too many quips ridiculing the U.S., from bloody, pommy, Brits, of all things—a nation of people who have sold off their birthright for a little security, and a long standing history of selling off their national secrets for a little gay pleasure. They think that can come here, rub manure in our faces, and nobody's going to throw a rock at them? Screw 'em. I wouldn't pour urine on any of those 4 guys if they were on fire.
How is what you are saying about them any different that what they are saying about us? Of course, nobody here ever puts down the Brits, Canucks, or Frogs.
Re: "Survivor Texas Style"
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:58 pm
by sjfcontrol
You left out Californians...
Re: "Survivor Texas Style"
Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:43 pm
by The Annoyed Man
3dfxMM wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:
BigGuy wrote:Top Gear beat you to it with one in Alabama.
[youtube][/youtube]
I saw that episode when it first aired. That's actually when I stopped watching the show for good. One too many quips ridiculing the U.S., from bloody, pommy, Brits, of all things—a nation of people who have sold off their birthright for a little security, and a long standing history of selling off their national secrets for a little gay pleasure. They think that can come here, rub manure in our faces, and nobody's going to throw a rock at them? Screw 'em. I wouldn't pour urine on any of those 4 guys if they were on fire.
How is what you are saying about them any different that what they are saying about us? Of course, nobody here ever puts down the Brits, Canucks, or Frogs.
Here's how it's different: A) I didn't start this crap, they did; and B) I'm not a big enough jerk to go there and do it to their faces.
