HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

[JALLEN]

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'YES.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.

[The Annoyed Man]

[Superman]

That's great...definitely made me laugh when I read that, thanks!

[GeekwithaGun]

thanks JALLEN, That alone made my day

[fishman]

yep, made my day too.

[texanjoker]

That and don't open up the news paper

[Syntyr]

That and don't open up the news paper

Or turn on the stupid TV...

[cheezit]

better then absolute greatness.

[krieghoff]

After a day like today, I needed a good laugh. Thanks for making it happen.

[AEA]

Good ONE!

[DocV]

So good, I stole it.

[RoyGBiv]

So good, I stole it.

me too..

[chasfm11]

LIKE button pressed.....

[Excaliber]

I felt better just reading it.

I see lots of happy days ahead....

Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, and many, many others.

People are going to wonder why I'll be walking around with a smile all day.

[Vol Texan]

I felt better just reading it.

I see lots of happy days ahead....

Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, and many, many others.

People are going to wonder why I'll be walking around with a smile all day.

And if he doesn't straighten up...John Cornyn.