"Survivor Texas Style"

[AEA]

An oldie updated for 2012

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled:

"Survivor Texas Style"
The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, driving to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, Houston and down to Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius......

with 13 bumper stickers which will read:
1 "I'm a Democrat"
2 "Amnesty for Illegals"
3 "I love the Dixie Chicks"
4 "Boycott Beef"
5 "I Voted for Obama"
6 "George Strait Sucks"
7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O’Donnell is Texas born"
10. "I love Obama care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank is my hero"
12. "I side with Jane Fonda"
and the last sticker is…
13. "I'm here to confiscate your guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
God Bless Texas and God Bless America!
Vote 2012

[BigGuy]

Top Gear beat you to it with one in Alabama.

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[AEA]

Similar, but I'm funnier than him!
And......this is TEXAS!

[recaffeination]

Wasn't it a Volvo in season 1 of Survivor Texas?

[powerboatr]

that is a much needed laugh right there

[JALLEN]

I'm stealing that!

[The Annoyed Man]

Top Gear beat you to it with one in Alabama.

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I saw that episode when it first aired. That's actually when I stopped watching the show for good. One too many quips ridiculing the U.S., from bloody, pommy, Brits, of all things—a nation of people who have sold off their birthright for a little security, and a long standing history of selling off their national secrets for a little gay pleasure. They think that can come here, rub manure in our faces, and nobody's going to throw a rock at them? Screw 'em. I wouldn't pour urine on any of those 4 guys if they were on fire.

[PrideAndJoy54]

You had me at #1... "I'm a Democrat"

[bizarrenormality]

Wasn't it a Volvo in season 1 of Survivor Texas?

I don't know if it was the first season but it was a Volvo. viewtopic.php?f=83&t=26283&p=299099&hil ... as#p299099" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Jasonw560]

They'd be welcomed down here with:

1 "I'm a Democrat"
2 "Amnesty for Illegals"


5 "I Voted for Obama"

7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012"


10. "I love Obama care and Chuck Schumer"

[3dfxMM]

Top Gear beat you to it with one in Alabama.

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I saw that episode when it first aired. That's actually when I stopped watching the show for good. One too many quips ridiculing the U.S., from bloody, pommy, Brits, of all things—a nation of people who have sold off their birthright for a little security, and a long standing history of selling off their national secrets for a little gay pleasure. They think that can come here, rub manure in our faces, and nobody's going to throw a rock at them? Screw 'em. I wouldn't pour urine on any of those 4 guys if they were on fire.

How is what you are saying about them any different that what they are saying about us? Of course, nobody here ever puts down the Brits, Canucks, or Frogs.

[sjfcontrol]

You left out Californians...

[The Annoyed Man]

Top Gear beat you to it with one in Alabama.

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I saw that episode when it first aired. That's actually when I stopped watching the show for good. One too many quips ridiculing the U.S., from bloody, pommy, Brits, of all things—a nation of people who have sold off their birthright for a little security, and a long standing history of selling off their national secrets for a little gay pleasure. They think that can come here, rub manure in our faces, and nobody's going to throw a rock at them? Screw 'em. I wouldn't pour urine on any of those 4 guys if they were on fire.

How is what you are saying about them any different that what they are saying about us? Of course, nobody here ever puts down the Brits, Canucks, or Frogs.

Here's how it's different: A) I didn't start this crap, they did; and B) I'm not a big enough jerk to go there and do it to their faces.