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Haha, good one!

Here's the Guide to Understanding Women - I hear this is Volume 1, pocket edition... :biggrinjester:

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Once saw a book that said on the cover "Everything Man Knows and Understands About Women". About 200 pages thick and when I opened the jacket it was completely blank front to back cover. I believe the cover had a true statement on it.
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Sidro wrote:Once saw a book that said on the cover "Everything Man Knows and Understands About Women". About 200 pages thick and when I opened the jacket it was completely blank front to back cover. I believe the cover had a true statement on it.
I read that book but the title was " The Wit And Wisdom Of Spiro T. Agnew"
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We know you actually did that.

If you ever figure them out, you are morally obligated to explain them to the rest of us.
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mojo84 wrote:We know you actually did that.

If you ever figure them out, you are morally obligated to explain them to the rest of us.
If you ever figured them out, you would be too old to have the time to explain them to the rest of us.
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Remember this little bon mot from dear old Agnew: Don't be a nattering nabob of negativism?
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Abraham wrote:Remember this little bon mot from dear old Agnew: Don't be a nattering nabob of negativism?
I remember it well. Although they didn't say so at the time, I think it's a very racist statement. :cool:
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There are only two things a man needs to know about women.

1. "Yes dear."

2. When arguing, the woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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You did hear about the man who actually managed to figure out women didn't you?


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I don't understand what the problem is. You simply have to make sure she knows who's in charge and constantly remind her.....Er! Uh! Hold on a second I hear my wife calling.............................................................................................................................
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Careful boys - don't many of your ladies shoot?? :biggrinjester:
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I've been married for 24 years and when it comes to understanding women I still look like a deer caught in headlights.
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PM me with your questions. Either WildBill or I will get back to you sooner...or later. :smilelol5:
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Divided Attention wrote:Careful boys - don't many of your ladies shoot?? :biggrinjester:
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