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Pizza Hut Plan to Invade the Middle East
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:40 pm
by JJVP
Pizza Hut launched a bold plan to invade the Middle East. Pizza Hut's, for the middle east only offering, will have middle easteners dropping like flies from hearth attacks in just a few months. They indicate that this new dish will only be sold in the middle east. However, an anonymous source at Pizza Hut said they plan to setup a branch on Capitol Hill which will offer the new pizza for free to any congressman. Automatic term limits.
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Re: Pizza Hut Plan to Invade the Middle East
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:15 pm
by surprise_i'm_armed
Make sure they bring a rib-spreader, too.
(For all you EMT/hospital types - you know what I mean!)
SIA
Re: Pizza Hut Plan to Invade the Middle East
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:27 pm
by fickman
Whenever I see something like this, I just feel we're one step closer to "Idiocracy" coming true.
Re: Pizza Hut Plan to Invade the Middle East
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:57 pm
by JJVP
surprise_i'm_armed wrote:Make sure they bring a rib-spreader, too.
(For all you EMT/hospital types - you know what I mean!)
SIA
Just looking at the picture raised my cholesterol about 20 points.
Re: Pizza Hut Plan to Invade the Middle East
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:58 pm
by smoothoperator
Extra ham in the hamburger meat please.
Re: Pizza Hut Plan to Invade the Middle East
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:49 pm
by Seburiel
This is the fat man in me, but: want.
Re: Pizza Hut Plan to Invade the Middle East
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 11:52 am
by atouk
I'm surprised they don't market it to college students.