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Found this highly amusing list at the following link:
http://blog.robballen.com/2007/01/19/p1 ... anned.post

My personal favorites:

• The more helpless you are the safer you are from criminals.
• One should consult an automotive engineer for safer seat belts, a civil engineer for a better bridge, a surgeon for internal medicine, a computer programmer for hard drive problems, and Sarah Brady for firearms expertise.
• A handgun, with up to 4 controls, is far too complex for the typical adult to learn to use, as opposed to an automobile that only has 20.
• Private citizens don't need a gun for self- protection because the police are there to protect them even though the Supreme Court says the police are not responsible for their protection.
• Trigger locks do not interfere with the ability to use a gun for defensive purposes, which is why you see police officers with one on their duty weapon.

It also has some other entertaining posts, so take a look around once you're there!

I like this one:

We must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at any time and anyone who would own a gun out of fear of such a lunatic is paranoid.

And one of my personal favorites...

8. A woman raped and strangled is morally superior to a woman with a smoking gun and a dead rapist at her feet.

Guns cause violence, which is why there are so many mass killings at gun shows.