I think I would vote for this one...

[The Annoyed Man]

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.

Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."

[MoJo]

Works for me - - - but, who's going to clean up the mess?

[davidtx]

Works for me - - - but, who's going to clean up the mess?

They would probably only have to clean it up once...

[marksiwel]

if you're a witch you'll float if not you'll drown but be innocent

[The Annoyed Man]

if you're a witch you'll float if not you'll drown but be innocent

It's not at all the same thing, as long as ALL passengers passing through the TSA point of entry have to pass through the booth. You are implying something I did not say, and it is unfair of you to do that.

[buffalo_speedway_tx]

I think this is a great idea.

[cougartex]

Works for me.

[marksiwel]

if you're a witch you'll float if not you'll drown but be innocent

It's not at all the same thing, as long as ALL passengers passing through the TSA point of entry have to pass through the booth. You are implying something I did not say, and it is unfair of you to do that.

You got me, I didnt read that carefully (rushing off to work)
I thought you meant, WE would blow them up if they had something they werent supposed to I'm sorry.

I could see that working unless they carried the ingredients in separately.

[Crossfire]

I LOVE it!!!

[TLE2]

OK, let's form a corporation to design and sell the thing.

I can see it now, automatic spray to clean the walls, automatic sweeper to clean the remaining debris, hardened enclosure, electromagnetic pulse or other to detonate explosives (Announcement: Remember passengers, remove your watches and all other electronic devices from your person before entering the "scanner").

[Hoosier Daddy]

if you're a witch you'll float if not you'll drown but be innocent

It's the opposite. The guilty die and the innocent live.

It's not at all the same thing, as long as ALL passengers passing through the TSA point of entry have to pass through the booth. You are implying something I did not say, and it is unfair of you to do that.

To be effective, it also has to include aircrew, airport workers, deliveries, TSA employees, cops, diplomats, etc.

[sjfcontrol]

But ... What happens if I accidentally leave a 9mm round in my pocket??? OH NOOOOooooooo...... (BOOM!)

[marksiwel]

Or nitroglycerin Pills for your heart Condition

[flb_78]

if you're a witch you'll float if not you'll drown but be innocent

[boomerang]

It's a fair cop.