Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

[anygunanywhere]

anygunanywhere: Well, Mrs. Anygun was making up a batch of her famous grape jelly, and the chicken wanted a taste.

The chickens would love the seeds and skins after she is finished juicing.

[K5GU]

...because it could get a free flu shot over there!

[Pawpaw]

Schrödinger's chicken: Until the box is opened, we must assume the chicken is simultaneously on both sides of the road.

[Nortex]

Why did the French chicken cross the road?

To surrender to the other side.



So there are these two chickens walking down the road. They stop for a second and look over to see a new shop opening on the other side.

One chicken says to the other: "Y'know man, I think I'll cross the road and have a take a look on the other side."

The other chicken pauses, then replies: "Don't man. You'll never hear the end of it."


Why should you watch the chicken cross the road?

Because it's poultry in motion.


Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because a democrat sat down on the bench beside him.

[Crossfire]

...because it could get a free flu shot over there!

Would that keep it from getting the bird flu?

[K5GU]

...because it could get a free flu shot over there!

Would that keep it from getting the bird flu?

Maybe. If they would all get flu shots maybe egg prices would come down where I could afford to buy some again.

[jason812]

...because it could get a free flu shot over there!

Would that keep it from getting the bird flu?

Maybe. If they would all get flu shots maybe egg prices would come down where I could afford to buy some again.

My chickens went on a 2 month hiatus from laying and that was the first time in years I had to buy eggs. I can't believe how expensive GOOD eggs are to buy. If you've ever had eggs raise on a small farm or somebody's backyard, you know what I'm talking about.

Maybe the chicken crossed the road cause she knew she was going to be turned into dinner for not laying eggs and was trying to escape.

[Nortex]

Maybe the chicken crossed the road cause she knew she was going to be turned into dinner for not laying eggs and was trying to escape.

Then there was the chicken that went to the local ma and pa store and bought a dozen eggs every few days to put in the hen house and claim as her own!

[WildBill]

To get away from all of the threads about 30.07 signs.

[Abraham]

Being completely computer illiterate I ask, is there any way threads/posts regarding signs can be banished before they wend their interminable way onto my PC?

Back on topic.

I'm currently smoking 12 lbs. of chicken.

No, that's not funny, but it is delicious, or will be...

[joe817]

To get away from all of the threads about 30.07 signs.

[Nortex]

I'm currently smoking 12 lbs. of chicken.

Does it give you the munchies?

[Abraham]

Nortex,

Nah, after all the trouble I had stuffing them in the bong, I couldn't get them to light.

Too wet!

[JustSomeOldGuy]

Y'all missed one.....