Pizza Hut Plan to Invade the Middle East

[JJVP]

Pizza Hut launched a bold plan to invade the Middle East. Pizza Hut's, for the middle east only offering, will have middle easteners dropping like flies from hearth attacks in just a few months. They indicate that this new dish will only be sold in the middle east. However, an anonymous source at Pizza Hut said they plan to setup a branch on Capitol Hill which will offer the new pizza for free to any congressman. Automatic term limits.

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[surprise_i'm_armed]

Make sure they bring a rib-spreader, too.

(For all you EMT/hospital types - you know what I mean!)

SIA

[fickman]

Whenever I see something like this, I just feel we're one step closer to "Idiocracy" coming true.

[JJVP]

Make sure they bring a rib-spreader, too.

(For all you EMT/hospital types - you know what I mean!)

SIA

Just looking at the picture raised my cholesterol about 20 points.

[smoothoperator]

Extra ham in the hamburger meat please.

[Seburiel]

This is the fat man in me, but: want.

[atouk]

I'm surprised they don't market it to college students.