Trying something out

[sjfcontrol]

Q: What was the most positive result of
the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the
Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

[USA1]

Q: What was the most positive result of
the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the
Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

Love it!!

[steveincowtown]

this is totally unrelated, but one time I had this job for almost 2.5 years and all I did every time I was questioned was blame the last guy who had the job.

IT WAS AWESOME!

[USA1]

this is totally unrelated, but one time I had this job for almost 2.5 years and all I did every time I was questioned was blame the last guy who had the job.

IT WAS AWESOME!

But how did you get that job with absolutely no experience or resume?

[i8godzilla]

this is totally unrelated, but one time I had this job for almost 2.5 years and all I did every time I was questioned was blame the last guy who had the job.

IT WAS AWESOME!

But how did you get that job with absolutely no experience or resume?

He told the employer that the guy that was doing the job did not know what he was doing.

[terryg]

Sorry I'm late, I had to grab a bite to eat ...

[steveincowtown]

Sorry I'm late, I had to grab a bite to eat ...

I promise this story is true....

I was driving to the beach with my a past girl friend and there was a bucket of fried chicken strewn across the road. It was a two lane road and cars were hitting the pieces in both directions. My girl friend looks over at me and says "poor thing."

[i8godzilla]

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

[boba]

this is totally unrelated, but one time I had this job for almost 2.5 years and all I did every time I was questioned was blame the last guy who had the job.

IT WAS AWESOME!

But how did you get that job with absolutely no experience or resume?

Affirmative action?

[WildBill]

I promise this story is true....

I was driving to the beach with my a past girl friend and there was a bucket of fried chicken strewn across the road. It was a two lane road and cars were hitting the pieces in both directions. My girl friend looks over at me and says "poor thing."

I think that you are lucky that she a former girl friend.

[sjfcontrol]

I promise this story is true....

I was driving to the beach with my a past girl friend and there was a bucket of fried chicken strewn across the road. It was a two lane road and cars were hitting the pieces in both directions. My girl friend looks over at me and says "poor thing."

I think that you are lucky that she a former girl friend.

She must have been an ex-PETA executive!

[SQLGeek]

I promise this story is true....

I was driving to the beach with my a past girl friend and there was a bucket of fried chicken strewn across the road. It was a two lane road and cars were hitting the pieces in both directions. My girl friend looks over at me and says "poor thing."

I think that you are lucky that she a former girl friend.

She must have been an ex-PETA executive!

And then went to work for the Brady Bunch?

[USA1]

Mornin y'all

*yawn...scratch*

[sjfcontrol]

For your Good Morning...

I proposed
To Ida
Ida refused
Ida won my Ida
If Ida used
Burma-Shave

[terryg]

Sorry I'm late, I had to grab a bite to eat ...

I promise this story is true....

I was driving to the beach with my a past girl friend and there was a bucket of fried chicken strewn across the road. It was a two lane road and cars were hitting the pieces in both directions. My girl friend looks over at me and says "poor thing."

That's awesome - poor thing - as if it wasn't already dead and cooked.