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Question One of Four...
How do you put a Giraffe into a refridgerator?
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sjfcontrol wrote:Question One of Four...
How do you put a Giraffe into a refridgerator?
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
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1. open the refrigerator
2. put the giraffe inside
3. close the door

step 3 is optional
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boba wrote:1. open the refrigerator
2. put the giraffe inside
3. close the door

step 3 is optional
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Question two of four...
How do you put a rhinoceros in a refrigerator?
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sjfcontrol wrote:Question two of four...
How do you put a rhinoceros in a refrigerator?
I sense some kind of trick about to occur.

Open the refrigerator, put in the rhinoceros and close the door.
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USA1 wrote:
sjfcontrol wrote:Question two of four...
How do you put a rhinoceros in a refrigerator?
I sense some kind of trick about to occur.

Open the refrigerator, put in the rhinoceros and close the door.

WRONG! the steps are....

1) open the refr. door
2) remove the giraffe
3) put the rino in
4) close the door!

Question three of four-- they get more complex now.

The Lion King calls a meeting of all the animals. One animal doesn't show up. Which animal misses the meeting?
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sjfcontrol wrote:
USA1 wrote:
sjfcontrol wrote:Question two of four...
How do you put a rhinoceros in a refrigerator?
I sense some kind of trick about to occur.

Open the refrigerator, put in the rhinoceros and close the door.

WRONG! the steps are....

1) open the refr. door
2) remove the giraffe
3) put the rino in
4) close the door!






Question three of four-- they get more complex now.

The Lion King calls a meeting of all the animals. One animal doesn't show up. Which animal misses the meeting?








The rino, he's in the refridgerator.

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sjfcontrol wrote:The Lion King calls a meeting of all the animals. One animal doesn't show up. Which animal misses the meeting?
The Unicorn.


P.S. You guys need a bigger icebox if you can't fit them both in there. What do you do when company comes?
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Re: Trying something out

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What's a rino?

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Re: Trying something out

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BLG wrote:What's a rino?
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apostate wrote:
BLG wrote:What's a rino?
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Whew! I thught he was trying to stuff a Rhino in the icebox. :biggrinjester:
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of course, he would have to lop off the "h" to get the poor critter to fit
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BLG wrote:of course, he would have to lop off the "h" to get the poor critter to fit
Ouch! That might hurt. :lol:
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