Trying something out

[SQLGeek]

...kinda gave the wine a "special, family" flavor, huh...

Hopefully no one needed Tough Actin' Tinactin....

[The Mad Moderate]

Top 10 things to never say to a cop

1. hold my beer
2. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people
4. your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts
5. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" YOU'RE the trained specialist.
6. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110mph.
7. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
8. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
9. Well officer, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?

[snorri]

In his old standup routines, Red Fox used to talk a out drinking "champipple"......Ripple and 7Up.

Now we have gin and juice.

[speedsix]

Top 10 things to never say to a cop

1. hold my beer
2. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people
4. your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts
5. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" YOU'RE the trained specialist.
6. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110mph.
7. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
8. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
9. Well officer, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?

...been laughin' at liberals all my life...why should today be any different?!!!

[USA1]

Pssst. When the space shuttle lands, everybody wear ape suits.

Pass it on.

[terryg]

Pssst. When the space shuttle lands, everybody wear ape suits.

Pass it on.

Get your **** hands off me you **** dirty ape!!!

[sjfcontrol]

Pssst. When the space shuttle lands, everybody wear ape suits.

Pass it on.

Get your **** hands off me you **** dirty ape!!!

It's a mad house! A mad house!

[apostate]

First Skynet, now this?

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[sjfcontrol]

I think we just saw the entire movie in that trailer.

[7075-T7]

Top 10 things to never say to a cop

1. hold my beer
2. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people
4. your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts
5. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" YOU'RE the trained specialist.
6. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110mph.
7. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
8. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
9. Well officer, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?

#5 followed by "Speaking of trained specialist" and #7 = BZZzzZZZzZZZZzzZTtTTTtTTTTTt *quivering on the ground*

[terryg]

I think we just saw the entire movie in that trailer.

[Big Tuna]

Is my old trunk monkey obsolete now?

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[sjfcontrol]

I didn't see any monkeys hanging around when the shuttle landed -- would have been an excellent gag!

[RPB]

I didn't see any monkeys hanging around when the shuttle landed -- would have been an excellent gag!

I know, right? And here in 100 degree heat I wore that Ape costume all day and night into the morning in case they looked down while flying over before landing and ...

[boba]

I think we just saw the entire movie in that trailer.

I almost feel sorry for the actor who plays Cesar. He also played Gollum (and King Kong) so in his shoes I would be wondering if that's a reflection of my looks. But I'd still take the paycheck.