Greatest movie line ever!

[WildBill]

There are far too many. This could go on for weeks or months.

Doc: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads! - Back To The Future II

Debbie: Duke, let's go do some crimes.
Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay. - Repo Man

Starman: I watched you very carefully. Red light stop, green light go, yellow light go very fast. - Starman

Colonel Kane: In order for life to have appeared spontaneously on earth, there first had to be hundreds of millions of protein molecules of the ninth configuration. But given the size of the planet Earth, do you know how long it would have taken for just one of these protein molecules to appear entirely by chance? Roughly ten to the two hundred and forty-third power billions of years. And I find that far, far more fantastic than simply believing in God. - The Ninth Configuration

[hankintexas]

Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!

[jimlongley]

"Dear? Dear? What is your first name?"

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"I never dreamed that any mere physical experience could be so stimulating! "
"Now that I've had a taste of it I don't wonder why you love boating."

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"I haven't seen Berlin yet, from the ground or from the air, and I plan on doing both before the war is over."

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"But... but maybe he's only a little crazy like painters or composers or... or some of those men in Washington."

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All right, you go back and tell them that the New York State Supreme Court rules there's no Santa Claus. It's all over the papers. The kids read it and they don't hang up their stockings. Now what happens to all the toys that are supposed to be in those stockings? Nobody buys them. The toy manufacturers are going to like that; so they have to lay off a lot of their employees, union employees. Now you got the CIO and the AF of L against you and they're going to adore you for it and they're going to say it with votes. Oh, and the department stores are going to love you too and the Christmas card makers and the candy companies. Ho ho. Henry, you're going to be an awful popular fella. And what about the Salvation Army? Why, they got a Santa Claus on every corner, and they're taking a fortune. But you go ahead Henry, you do it your way. You go on back in there and tell them that you rule there is no Santy Claus. Go on. But if you do, remember this: you can count on getting just two votes, your own and that district attorney's out there.

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"Ladies and gentlemen, either you are closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a pool table in your community!"

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"I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun."

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"Hey, mister...? Don't you like girls?"
"Well... sure!"
"I'm a girl."
"That's fine."

[dustyb]

Big Trouble in Little China

Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."


V for Vendetta

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! [slashes a "V" into a Norsefire poster] The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [giggles] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me "V".

[jimlongley]

And then there's always:


"SHANE, come back, SHANE"

[chewy555]

From Star Wars

Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.


Han Solo: Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me.
Princess Leia: It's a wonder you're still alive.
[Pushing past Chewbacca]
Princess Leia: Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
Han Solo: No reward is worth this.


[R2-D2 and Chewbacca are playing the holographic game aboard the Millennium Falcon]
Chewbacca: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh
C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Han Solo: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Chewbacca: Grrf.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.


Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.

[CJATE]

Probably the only that can be posted from “the departed”

Guy#1 : who are you?
Guy#2 : I am the guy who does his job,,,you must be the other guy?

Young Guns:

Did you see the size of that chicken?

Monty Python holy grail

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

[tboesche]

"Big bada-boom" Leeloo, The 5th element

[KC5AV]

Billy Ray Smith: [outraged] You just shot that man in the back!
Van Leek: [unperturbed] His back was to me.
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Van Leek: {Darn}, boy! You shot him in the back.
Billy Ray Smith: Well, his back was to me!
Van Leek: [laughing] Oh, yeah. I forgot.

El Diablo
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[RugerP345]

"If it bleeds, we can Kill It"-

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dutch in Predator

[DoubleJ]

This, here, is my BOOMSTICK.

[jimlongley]

"Love means never having to say you're sorry"

"Yes. I always thought it was a ridiculous name for a prison. Sing Sing, I mean. Sounds more like it should be an opera house or something."

Unquotable here: The Last Detail - so many reminders of my Navy days.

"Reggie Lampert: Is there a Mrs. Crookshank...?
Adam Canfield: Yes.
Reggie Lampert: But you're divorced!
Adam Canfield: No...
[Regina's face drops]
Adam Canfield: [Brian/Adam gets out his wallet to show her the picture] My mother, she lives in Detriot, you'd like her, she'd like you too.
Reggie Lampert: Oh, I love you, Adam, Alex, Peter, Brian, whatever your name is, I love you! I hope we have a lot of boys and we can name them all after you!"


"Scottie: What's this doohickey?
Midge: It's a brassiere! You know about those things, you're a big boy now.
Scottie: I've never run across one like that.
Midge: It's brand new. Revolutionary up-lift: No shoulder straps, no back straps, but it does everything a brassiere should do. Works on the principle of the cantilevered bridge.
Scottie: It does?
Midge: An aircraft engineer down the peninsula designed it; he worked it out in his spare time.
Scottie: Kind of a hobby, a do-it-yourself kind of thing!"

"I coulda been a contenda."

" It begins here for me on this road. How the whole mess happened I don't know, but I know it couldn't happen again in a million years. Maybe I could of stopped it early, but once the trouble was on its way, I was just goin' with it. Mostly I remember the girl. I can't explain it - a sad chick like that, but somethin' changed in me. She got to me, but that's later anyway. This is where it begins for me right on this road."

And this thread keeps me thinking about favorite films and I try to remember them long enough to log in and get them down.

Of course I don't include the film titles, because half the fun is searching for it if you don't know it.

[stevie_d_64]

I think it is scary that we all seem to have the same taste in movies...

"Don't go away mad...Just go away..."

Heartbreak Ridge

- more to follow

[Keith B]

OK, here's another one:

"This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the prefered weapon of your enemy, and it makes a distinct sound when fired at you, so remember it."

Gunny Highway
Heartbreak Ridge

[hankintexas]

"What we have here, ....is a Failure to comunicate!"