Chuck Norris
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.
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N. Texas LTC's hold 3 breakfasts each month. All are 800 AM. OC is fine.
2nd Saturdays: Rudy's BBQ, N. Dallas Pkwy, N.bound, N. of Main St., Frisco.
3rd Saturdays: Golden Corral, 465 E. I-20, Collins St exit, Arlington.
4th Saturdays: Sunny St. Cafe, off I-20, Exit 415, Mikus Rd, Willow Park.
2nd Saturdays: Rudy's BBQ, N. Dallas Pkwy, N.bound, N. of Main St., Frisco.
3rd Saturdays: Golden Corral, 465 E. I-20, Collins St exit, Arlington.
4th Saturdays: Sunny St. Cafe, off I-20, Exit 415, Mikus Rd, Willow Park.
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Again ! ? ! ? ! ?
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Chuck Norris can always "proceed direct."
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Re: Chuck Norris
twice!surprise_i'm_armed wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:21 pm Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has an important role in every
Star Wars movie.
He plays “the Force”.
Star Wars movie.
He plays “the Force”.
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I heard that the internet read itself to Chuck Norris!Flightmare wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:47 pmtwice!surprise_i'm_armed wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:21 pm Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.
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Re: Chuck Norris
It's not gun control that we need, it's soul control!
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Chuck's bi..... uh..... girlfriend.
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Chuck Norris was taking CPR lessons, and revived the dummy
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If Chuck Norris was on the Titanic, the iceberg would have gotten out of the way.
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N. Texas LTC's hold 3 breakfasts each month. All are 800 AM. OC is fine.
2nd Saturdays: Rudy's BBQ, N. Dallas Pkwy, N.bound, N. of Main St., Frisco.
3rd Saturdays: Golden Corral, 465 E. I-20, Collins St exit, Arlington.
4th Saturdays: Sunny St. Cafe, off I-20, Exit 415, Mikus Rd, Willow Park.
2nd Saturdays: Rudy's BBQ, N. Dallas Pkwy, N.bound, N. of Main St., Frisco.
3rd Saturdays: Golden Corral, 465 E. I-20, Collins St exit, Arlington.
4th Saturdays: Sunny St. Cafe, off I-20, Exit 415, Mikus Rd, Willow Park.
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Keith
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Psalm 82:3-4
Texas LTC Instructor, Missouri CCW Instructor, NRA Certified Pistol, Rifle, Shotgun Instructor and RSO, NRA Life Member
Psalm 82:3-4
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On a serious note, a balloon pilot friend of mine was Chuck's stunt double during Walker Texas Ranger. Here is a photo of Kennie during that time (you can see the resemblance. 
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Kennie flew jet packs. He was the guy that actually flew around the stadium for Michael Jackson's concert tour. Here he is during the 1984 Olympics
Sadly Kennie passed away in 2015 at the age of 59 from lesions on his brain. He was as tough as they come, but had a heart of gold.
)Kennie flew jet packs. He was the guy that actually flew around the stadium for Michael Jackson's concert tour. Here he is during the 1984 Olympics
Sadly Kennie passed away in 2015 at the age of 59 from lesions on his brain. He was as tough as they come, but had a heart of gold.
Keith
Texas LTC Instructor, Missouri CCW Instructor, NRA Certified Pistol, Rifle, Shotgun Instructor and RSO, NRA Life Member
Psalm 82:3-4
Texas LTC Instructor, Missouri CCW Instructor, NRA Certified Pistol, Rifle, Shotgun Instructor and RSO, NRA Life Member
Psalm 82:3-4
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