Chuck once killed a person that referred to him as "Chick"...OneGun wrote:Chuck Norris was about to walk into a bar, but the bar ducked out of Chicks way.
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Re: Chuck Norris
Range Rule: "The front gate lock is not an acceptable target."
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And then that Chuck made that person come back and apologize to him before killing him again!sjfcontrol wrote:Chuck once killed a person that referred to him as "Chick"...OneGun wrote:Chuck Norris was about to walk into a bar, but the bar ducked out of Chicks way.
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Re: Chuck Norris
Thought I'd revive this one.
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Re: Chuck Norris
Femaile?
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Re: Chuck Norris
I thought I would try to revive this old thread.
Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Re: Chuck Norris
I would like to see this thread active again as well
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How many times a day could you say this?
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Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....
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Aw, too bad... If he had been able to speak Russian in Chinese, Bob Mueller would hire him!The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pmChuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....
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Re: Chuck Norris
The bogey man checks under HIS bed for Chuck Norris.
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Pretty sure Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Bob Mueller ..... in Chinese....sjfcontrol wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:24 pmAw, too bad... If he had been able to speak Russian in Chinese, Bob Mueller would hire him!The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pmChuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....
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I am not and have never been a LEO. My avatar is in honor of my friend, Dallas Police Sargent Michael Smith, who was murdered along with four other officers in Dallas on 7.7.2016.
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to a feminists convention.
He came back with his shirt ironed and his favorite sandwich.
When Chuck Norris jumps in the lake, he doesn't get wet.
The lake gets Chucked.
Chuck Norris routinely pays for things with $9 bills. The cashiers never complain.
SIA
He came back with his shirt ironed and his favorite sandwich.
When Chuck Norris jumps in the lake, he doesn't get wet.
The lake gets Chucked.
Chuck Norris routinely pays for things with $9 bills. The cashiers never complain.
SIA
N. Texas LTC's hold 3 breakfasts each month. All are 800 AM. OC is fine.
2nd Saturdays: Rudy's BBQ, N. Dallas Pkwy, N.bound, N. of Main St., Frisco.
3rd Saturdays: Golden Corral, 465 E. I-20, Collins St exit, Arlington.
4th Saturdays: Sunny St. Cafe, off I-20, Exit 415, Mikus Rd, Willow Park.
2nd Saturdays: Rudy's BBQ, N. Dallas Pkwy, N.bound, N. of Main St., Frisco.
3rd Saturdays: Golden Corral, 465 E. I-20, Collins St exit, Arlington.
4th Saturdays: Sunny St. Cafe, off I-20, Exit 415, Mikus Rd, Willow Park.