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Old Chinese proverb: He who goes to sleep with itchy rear ........ wakes up with stinky fingers.
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A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
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The pen is mightier than the sword – unless you are in a swordfight!

Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

Firearm safety – it’s a matter for education, not legislation.
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No matter where you go, there you are.

Of all of the places I have been, this is one of them.
Take away the Second first, and the First is gone in a second :rules: :patriot:
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I sent a postcard with a picture of Earth on it to my friend saying, "Wish you were here!"
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He who stands of on toilet gets high on pot
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Neutron walks into a bar, bartender says "no charge".
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Hydrogen atom is crying at the bar. Neutron asks what's wrong? H says he lost his electron. N says "are you sure"? "I'm positive!".
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Gun free zones saves lives!
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If you arrive at a fork in the road, take it. - Y. Berra
The left lies about everything. Truth is a liberal value, and truth is a conservative value, but it has never been a left-wing value. People on the left say whatever advances their immediate agenda. Power is their moral lodestar; therefore, truth is always subservient to it. - Dennis Prager
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If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor.
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One from my daughter when she was six years old. "I tried to live on a can of beans for a week, but kept falling off!"
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Take away the Second first, and the First is gone in a second :rules: :patriot:
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Affordable Care Act
The left lies about everything. Truth is a liberal value, and truth is a conservative value, but it has never been a left-wing value. People on the left say whatever advances their immediate agenda. Power is their moral lodestar; therefore, truth is always subservient to it. - Dennis Prager
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Greybeard wrote:Old Chinese proverb: He who runs in the dark ...... stumbles.
Ahhhh but in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king!
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