One liners?

[cmgee67]

A guy walks into a bar...... ouch!

[Soccerdad1995]

Liberal tolerance

[LucasMcCain]

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar; the bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

[ELB]

“So having said all that, why aren’t I 50 points ahead, you might ask?”

[The Marshal]

What about the dyslexic atheist insomniac that stays awake in bed all night, wondering if there is a dog?

[KC5AV]

A guy walks into a bar, and wakes up in a hospital.
Two guys walk into a bar, which is stupid. The 2nd guy should have seen it.
Three guys walk into a bar; the bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

[Vol Texan]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

[BadSpellar]

If I had a nickel for every time somebody told my I was OCD, I'd have $56.35.

[howdy]

If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

[roadkill]

2 Germans walk into a BAR...

[bblhd672]

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."

[J.R.@A&M]

Two Irish guys are walking out of a bar.

[The Annoyed Man]

Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one. The other two escaped with minor injuries.

[Greybeard]

Old Chinese proverb: He who runs in the dark ...... stumbles.

[suthdj]

Man who fart in church sit in pew.