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Re: Signs, signs everywhere signs

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Well in time case law will tell us if the sign, even not legal, gives notice. I however would rather not be the test subject. Like so many laws, the black ink in on the paper gives one meaning, however the court room will be the final interpretation.

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Re: Signs, signs everywhere signs

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ScottDLS wrote:Signs...signs....everywhere the signs...blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind...Do this, don't do that...Can't you read the signs?!!

(Or my personal favorite)... And the sign said, Long haired freaky people need not apply..." So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him, why? He said, "You look like a fine upstanding man, I think you'll do..." So I pulled out my hair from under my hat, and said..."Hmmph...Imagine that!, Me workin' for you!"

(Scott's Electrical Band Version)... And the sign said open carryin' freaky people need not come inside...! So I tucked my shirt down over my Colt and I went in to ask H.E. Butt, why? He said, "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I'll sell to you!". So I pushed my shirt up off my Colt and I said..."Hmmph, Imagine that...Me buyin' from you!!"


:evil2: "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" :evil2:
That could be intentional exposing a concealed handgun in a manner to cause alarm! :roll:
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Re: Signs, signs everywhere signs

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twomillenium wrote:
ScottDLS wrote:Signs...signs....everywhere the signs...blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind...Do this, don't do that...Can't you read the signs?!!

(Or my personal favorite)... And the sign said, Long haired freaky people need not apply..." So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him, why? He said, "You look like a fine upstanding man, I think you'll do..." So I pulled out my hair from under my hat, and said..."Hmmph...Imagine that!, Me workin' for you!"

(Scott's Electrical Band Version)... And the sign said open carryin' freaky people need not come inside...! So I tucked my shirt down over my Colt and I went in to ask H.E. Butt, why? He said, "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I'll sell to you!". So I pushed my shirt up off my Colt and I said..."Hmmph, Imagine that...Me buyin' from you!!"


:evil2: "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" :evil2:
That could be intentional exposing a concealed handgun in a manner to cause alarm! :roll:
Not if the store is not posted with a 30.07 and the firearm is carried in a shoulder or belt holster.
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Re: Signs, signs everywhere signs

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jmra wrote:
twomillenium wrote:
ScottDLS wrote:Signs...signs....everywhere the signs...blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind...Do this, don't do that...Can't you read the signs?!!

(Or my personal favorite)... And the sign said, Long haired freaky people need not apply..." So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him, why? He said, "You look like a fine upstanding man, I think you'll do..." So I pulled out my hair from under my hat, and said..."Hmmph...Imagine that!, Me workin' for you!"

(Scott's Electrical Band Version)... And the sign said open carryin' freaky people need not come inside...! So I tucked my shirt down over my Colt and I went in to ask H.E. Butt, why? He said, "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I'll sell to you!". So I pushed my shirt up off my Colt and I said..."Hmmph, Imagine that...Me buyin' from you!!"


:evil2: "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" :evil2:
That could be intentional exposing a concealed handgun in a manner to cause alarm! :roll:
Not if the store is not posted with a 30.07 and the firearm is carried in a shoulder or belt holster.
Read the WHOLE parody of the song. There is also no law that allows display in a threatening manner just because you don't like what they said. :banghead:
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Dadtodabone wrote:English is the official language of these United States. Candidates for naturalization must be able to read, write, and speak English well enough to conduct their naturalization interview in it.
Thank you for that reminder.... :thumbs2:
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twomillenium wrote:
jmra wrote:
twomillenium wrote:
ScottDLS wrote:Signs...signs....everywhere the signs...blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind...Do this, don't do that...Can't you read the signs?!!

(Or my personal favorite)... And the sign said, Long haired freaky people need not apply..." So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him, why? He said, "You look like a fine upstanding man, I think you'll do..." So I pulled out my hair from under my hat, and said..."Hmmph...Imagine that!, Me workin' for you!"

(Scott's Electrical Band Version)... And the sign said open carryin' freaky people need not come inside...! So I tucked my shirt down over my Colt and I went in to ask H.E. Butt, why? He said, "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I'll sell to you!". So I pushed my shirt up off my Colt and I said..."Hmmph, Imagine that...Me buyin' from you!!"


:evil2: "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" :evil2:
That could be intentional exposing a concealed handgun in a manner to cause alarm! :roll:
Not if the store is not posted with a 30.07 and the firearm is carried in a shoulder or belt holster.
Read the WHOLE parody of the song. There is also no law that allows display in a threatening manner just because you don't like what they said. :banghead:
You will have to show me where a gun is shown in a threatening manner in his post. Revealing that you are carrying in a non-posted non-prohibited place with a properly carried weapon is called open carry.
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Re: Signs, signs everywhere signs

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La la la... And the sign said you have to have a LTC card to get inside..."No you can't shop, no you can't eat...your not supposed to BE HERE.... "rlol"
4/13/1996 Completed CHL Class, 4/16/1996 Fingerprints, Affidavits, and Application Mailed, 10/4/1996 Received CHL, renewed 1998, 2002, 2006, 2011, 2016...). "ATF... Uhhh...heh...heh....Alcohol, tobacco, and GUNS!! Cool!!!!"
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Dadtodabone wrote:English is the official language of these United States. Candidates for naturalization must be able to read, write, and speak English well enough to conduct their naturalization interview in it.
Who's going to tell them in California?

Of course, a great many never bother with naturalization. Who needs it? You get the same welfare benefits and registered to vote whether you want to or not, don't need a D/L or ID.....
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And the the (30.07) sign said all people caught dressed OC will be shot on sight! I shook my fist and wore my shirt and said..."Man what what gives you the right?!"..."to lock mother nature in and keep my OC out!"..."If God was here he say it to your (H.E.B.'s) face"..."Man your some kinda' sinner (anti)!!" :mad5

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4/13/1996 Completed CHL Class, 4/16/1996 Fingerprints, Affidavits, and Application Mailed, 10/4/1996 Received CHL, renewed 1998, 2002, 2006, 2011, 2016...). "ATF... Uhhh...heh...heh....Alcohol, tobacco, and GUNS!! Cool!!!!"

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jmra wrote:
twomillenium wrote:
jmra wrote:
twomillenium wrote:
ScottDLS wrote:Signs...signs....everywhere the signs...blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind...Do this, don't do that...Can't you read the signs?!!

(Or my personal favorite)... And the sign said, Long haired freaky people need not apply..." So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him, why? He said, "You look like a fine upstanding man, I think you'll do..." So I pulled out my hair from under my hat, and said..."Hmmph...Imagine that!, Me workin' for you!"

(Scott's Electrical Band Version)... And the sign said open carryin' freaky people need not come inside...! So I tucked my shirt down over my Colt and I went in to ask H.E. Butt, why? He said, "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I'll sell to you!". So I pushed my shirt up off my Colt and I said..."Hmmph, Imagine that...Me buyin' from you!!"


:evil2: "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" :evil2:
That could be intentional exposing a concealed handgun in a manner to cause alarm! :roll:
Not if the store is not posted with a 30.07 and the firearm is carried in a shoulder or belt holster.
Read the WHOLE parody of the song. There is also no law that allows display in a threatening manner just because you don't like what they said. :banghead:
You will have to show me where a gun is shown in a threatening manner in his post. Revealing that you are carrying in a non-posted non-prohibited place with a properly carried weapon is called open carry.
WHATEVER........I was participating in the funny parody of the song. It said he was in HEB (H.E.Butt) and So I pushed my shirt up off my Colt (not the little horsey) and I said..."Hmmph, Imagine that...Me buyin' from you!!"
I said COULD not did. Hope you understand where I was coming from so you can chill. No hard feelings here, I even had a bad day once....... well almost once. :woohoo

The next few adlib verses are hilarious. ( I do defend the right of private property owners)
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Re: Signs, signs everywhere signs

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twomillenium wrote:
jmra wrote:
twomillenium wrote:
jmra wrote:
twomillenium wrote:
ScottDLS wrote:Signs...signs....everywhere the signs...blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind...Do this, don't do that...Can't you read the signs?!!

(Or my personal favorite)... And the sign said, Long haired freaky people need not apply..." So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him, why? He said, "You look like a fine upstanding man, I think you'll do..." So I pulled out my hair from under my hat, and said..."Hmmph...Imagine that!, Me workin' for you!"

(Scott's Electrical Band Version)... And the sign said open carryin' freaky people need not come inside...! So I tucked my shirt down over my Colt and I went in to ask H.E. Butt, why? He said, "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I'll sell to you!". So I pushed my shirt up off my Colt and I said..."Hmmph, Imagine that...Me buyin' from you!!"


:evil2: "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" "rlol" :evil2:
That could be intentional exposing a concealed handgun in a manner to cause alarm! :roll:
Not if the store is not posted with a 30.07 and the firearm is carried in a shoulder or belt holster.
Read the WHOLE parody of the song. There is also no law that allows display in a threatening manner just because you don't like what they said. :banghead:
You will have to show me where a gun is shown in a threatening manner in his post. Revealing that you are carrying in a non-posted non-prohibited place with a properly carried weapon is called open carry.
WHATEVER........I was participating in the funny parody of the song. It said he was in HEB (H.E.Butt) and So I pushed my shirt up off my Colt (not the little horsey) and I said..."Hmmph, Imagine that...Me buyin' from you!!"
I said COULD not did. Hope you understand where I was coming from so you can chill. No hard feelings here, I even had a bad day once....... well almost once. :woohoo

The next few adlib verses are hilarious. ( I do defend the right of private property owners)
Chill? Didn't realize anyone was upset.
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Re: Signs, signs everywhere signs

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La....la.... ...When they passed the (collection) plate 'round at the end of it all....

I took up a pencil and paper, and wrote my own little sign... It said..."Thank you HEB for thinkin' 'bout me, I'm packin' and feelin' fine...." "rlol"
4/13/1996 Completed CHL Class, 4/16/1996 Fingerprints, Affidavits, and Application Mailed, 10/4/1996 Received CHL, renewed 1998, 2002, 2006, 2011, 2016...). "ATF... Uhhh...heh...heh....Alcohol, tobacco, and GUNS!! Cool!!!!"

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Dadtodabone wrote:English is the official language of these United States. Candidates for naturalization must be able to read, write, and speak English well enough to conduct their naturalization interview in it.
That does not make it the official language. The United States does not have an official language. Also, there are circumstances where a candidate can be exempted from the language requirement.

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Re: Signs, signs everywhere signs

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3dfxMM wrote:
Dadtodabone wrote:English is the official language of these United States. Candidates for naturalization must be able to read, write, and speak English well enough to conduct their naturalization interview in it.
That does not make it the official language. The United States does not have an official language. Also, there are circumstances where a candidate can be exempted from the language requirement.
and a great many are exempted without real justification :banghead:

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Having lived my teenage years 70 miles from the Mexican border, I will tell you that there are folks down in that area who may be able to hold a conversation in broken English, but good luck if they can read at more than a little kid's level in English. However, they are Americans and Texans, and they deserve proper notice just like everyone who can speak and read English properly. I'm not going into what the responsibilities of our education system are or are not, just telling you what I remember, and that is likely still true.
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