My daughter gave me a good laugh tonight....

[SwimFan85]

If I'm trying to whip out a badge how am I supposed to throw my flashbang?

If you carry in a flashbang holster, why would you throw it? And at who?

[The Annoyed Man]

For reasons I cannot explain, when I read this, I thought about Peter Falk and Alan Arkin in the movie The In-Laws. There is a scene where the pair are being shot at and Falk's character is yelling at the character--running through an open area--played by Arkin. Serpentine.

I have no need of "serpentine." I am protected by the Guacamole Act of 1917.

[03Lightningrocks]

A few weeks ago, I was out with my daughter and son in law eating a cheap meal. I started up a "what would you do if" conversation.

I ask "what would you do if" three bad guys came in the front door with guns drawn to rob the place. My daughter said, "I will hit the floor and get the gun out of my purse in case you jump up and start shooting".

We all laugh and I said... If they were acting like they were going to start shooting people, I would move away from the table to draw fire away from this area as I fired on the bad guys.

My daughter says... " yeah... Then we could get them in a cross fire and hope others in IHop had CHL's". She then looks at my son in law and says, "while we are doing all this, what would you do?"

With a serious face he says, "I would stand up and shout, everyone relax, he has a permit for that thing".

Sorry for the new story... The talk about having a sash reminded me of it.