New Cross Breed Super Tuck, Wally Walk and PMS

[Horseman]

My long awaited Crossbreed Super Tuck Deluxe came in the mail today. I put it on and wore it around the house with my S&W M&P 40 for a while and neither my wife or kids noticed it so I felt comfortable to wear it out of the house. Went to the cleaners, no one noticed it. Went to Wal-mart and picked up a two items but it wasn't until I got to the check out line and got the funny looks that I realized how this must look. No one noticed my concealed gun but they did notice I was buying two things ... a box of ammo and Midol PMS medication.

[Scott in Houston]

LOL! I'd rather see ammo with midol than without.

[RPB]

And I bet everyone was polite

[Horseman]

And I bet everyone was polite

After the initial shock they all gave me the understanding nod and knowing look

[wrinkles]

They probably said, "Good thing he doesn't have a gun on him."

[Horseman]

They probably said, "Good thing he doesn't have a gun on him."

Lol, good one.

[TNT]

[terryg]

This probably belongs in the Really Bad Jokes thread, but here goes:

Why do they call it 'PMS'?

Because the name 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.

[USA1]

This probably belongs in the Really Bad Jokes thread, but here goes:

Why do they call it 'PMS'?

Because the name 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.

ooooh

you're in for it now.


hahahahahaha

[terryg]

ooooh

you're in for it now.


hahahahahaha

Yeah, I know.

Let me state for the record that I have three beautiful ladies living in my house and I love them all no matter what day it is. The previous was a joke, nothing more ...

[karder]

If I see you buying Midol AND a box of ammo, I would just be glad your wife stayed at home! I would be thinking you are having a really rough day!

[Horseman]

This probably belongs in the Really Bad Jokes thread, but here goes:

Why do they call it 'PMS'?

Because the name 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.

[Horseman]

LOL! I'd rather see ammo with midol than without.

Some times it takes ammo to get them to take the Midol. (pause for effect) Of course It's used in self defense.

[Bob in Big D]

... a box of ammo and Midol PMS medication.

I would have bought a sixpack too and told everyone....."it's gonna be a long week"