Don't come home drunk! Home invasion of drunken homeowner!

[drjoker]

How did this drunken fool get home? Did he drive?

This sort of infantile behavior is beyond dumb. It's stupid and irresposonsible. Someone should have called his Momma. I'll bet she would have been proud of her spawn.

judgeing from the story, I imagine he got home with who ever was in his kitchen.

No, the stranger was a homeless man. This coworker of mine lives in Oak Cliff/South Dallas. He did not drive home. He had a designated driver who drove him home.