Good Lord! Sheldon Cooper has gone and gotten himself a CHL!Steve133 wrote:This discussion has officially passed the threshold of conversations that I can meaningfully participate in on my phone during quick breaks at work, so I'll limit my response to the following for right now:
Dude, I was a physics major. EVERYTHING (stars, trains, horses, M4s, etc.) is a spherical blackbody in a frictionless vacuum. And all constants are some power of ten multiplied by "about 3".fizteach wrote:I don't think the M4 would be classified as a black body.
Great discussion. Let's talk about some more physics
The "spherical cow" approach is close enough for government work, and certainly close enough for Internet spitballing about guns in space.
Q: How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Q: What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect?
A: Go out at and look at cars. The lights of the ones approaching you are white, while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red.
The Heineken Uncertainty Principle says "You can never be sure how many beers you had last night."
According to Einstein's Theory of Relatives, the probability of in-laws visiting you is directly proportional to how much you feel like being left alone.
Einstein's favorite limerick was:
There was an old lady called Wright
who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night.
A student riding in a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting next to him. Excited he asks, "Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?"
There is a sign in Munich that says, "Heisenberg might have slept here."
I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiter.