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nightmare69 wrote:Only thing Im finding is....
Hybauchery
(Noun) Pronunciation: \hi-ˈ bä -chə-rē,
Law Enforcement Term: performance of an action Illegal in nature. Close cousin of Debauchery. Usually preceded by the indicator “JDLR,” and followed by “Five Copies, Press Hard”
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jmra wrote:
nightmare69 wrote:Kilgore college is trying to start up a associates degree(60hrs)in criminal justice geared towards cops who work full time. Most if it will be online but you will have to come in for arrest search and seizure and crime scene investigation. The ASS will be taught by the lead prosecuter for Gregg county and Texas ranger out of Palestine(Ronnie something) who teaches crime scene investigation to the Texas rangers will teach that part of the course. I would get 24hrs for going through the academy and would only have to get another 36hrs to get my degree. This is all if the college board approves this Monday evening, I hope they do.
I don't believe you are using the correct abbreviation for an associates degree. At least that's not the 3 letters I would want at the end of my name. :smilelol5:
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PBratton wrote:
jmra wrote:
nightmare69 wrote:Kilgore college is trying to start up a associates degree(60hrs)in criminal justice geared towards cops who work full time. Most if it will be online but you will have to come in for arrest search and seizure and crime scene investigation. The ASS will be taught by the lead prosecuter for Gregg county and Texas ranger out of Palestine(Ronnie something) who teaches crime scene investigation to the Texas rangers will teach that part of the course. I would get 24hrs for going through the academy and would only have to get another 36hrs to get my degree. This is all if the college board approves this Monday evening, I hope they do.
I don't believe you are using the correct abbreviation for an associates degree. At least that's not the 3 letters I would want at the end of my name. :smilelol5:
I've been referred to as worse ...
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03Lightningrocks wrote:
PBratton wrote:
jmra wrote:
nightmare69 wrote:Kilgore college is trying to start up a associates degree(60hrs)in criminal justice geared towards cops who work full time. Most if it will be online but you will have to come in for arrest search and seizure and crime scene investigation. The ASS will be taught by the lead prosecuter for Gregg county and Texas ranger out of Palestine(Ronnie something) who teaches crime scene investigation to the Texas rangers will teach that part of the course. I would get 24hrs for going through the academy and would only have to get another 36hrs to get my degree. This is all if the college board approves this Monday evening, I hope they do.
I don't believe you are using the correct abbreviation for an associates degree. At least that's not the 3 letters I would want at the end of my name. :smilelol5:
I've been referred to as worse ...
:smilelol5: :smilelol5: :smilelol5:
I meant the abbreviation for arrest, search, and seizure, A/S/S.
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Congratulations on your hard work and achievements. I find it very interesting to follow your journey through the ETSU Police Academy. Keep us posted all the way to the end.

I retired in 2008 after 41 years of teaching music at the university level. After retiring, I became very interested in target shooting, handguns, and self defense. I went through our local Citizen's Police Academy and found it very fascinating, fulfilling, and educational. I now do frequent ride-a-longs with the police. Our CPA Alumni have organized to become a support group for the officers. We assist in the annual barbecue fundraiser, the youth activities, and help man barricades for special events and parades. It is really gratifying to be able to support the fine officers in our department and to help the general public to understand the role of the police and firemen in our city.

Best wishes for your continued success.
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Thanks a lot. Got penal code test Tuesday and its one of the hardest tests so I hope and pray I do well. Been studying hard everyday.
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nightmare69 wrote:Thanks a lot. Got penal code test Tuesday and its one of the hardest tests so I hope and pray I do well. Been studying hard everyday.
Good luck to you. Keep up the hard work. Watching a person put effort into improving their lives is inspirational. :tiphat:
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Raw score on penal code was 93. A few questions I missed along with most of the class due to bad wording we argued and got the instructor to throw them out. A few people failed so after he threw out 4 questions and graded on a curve my final grade was 100.

Also got to meet Mr. Vickers the director of TCOLE in Austin. Was pretty neat getting to meet the man that will hopefully sign my peace officers license.
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nightmare69 wrote:Raw score on penal code was 93. A few questions I missed along with most of the class due to bad wording we argued and got the instructor to throw them out. A few people failed so after he threw out 4 questions and graded on a curve my final grade was 100.

Also got to meet Mr. Vickers the director of TCOLE in Austin. Was pretty neat getting to meet the man that will hopefully sign my peace officers license.
Nice work.

You're on a roll - keep up the good work!
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nightmare69 wrote:Raw score on penal code was 93. A few questions I missed along with most of the class due to bad wording we argued and got the instructor to throw them out. A few people failed so after he threw out 4 questions and graded on a curve my final grade was 100.

Also got to meet Mr. Vickers the director of TCOLE in Austin. Was pretty neat getting to meet the man that will hopefully sign my peace officers license.
Yes, yes. Very nice an all that drivel. ;-)

Now on to the really important stuff: What was the final word on "Malicious Hibauchery"? :lol:
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Pawpaw wrote:
nightmare69 wrote:Raw score on penal code was 93. A few questions I missed along with most of the class due to bad wording we argued and got the instructor to throw them out. A few people failed so after he threw out 4 questions and graded on a curve my final grade was 100.

Also got to meet Mr. Vickers the director of TCOLE in Austin. Was pretty neat getting to meet the man that will hopefully sign my peace officers license.
Yes, yes. Very nice an all that drivel. ;-)

Now on to the really important stuff: What was the final word on "Malicious Hibauchery"? :lol:
Thanks guys, IDK about "Malicious Hibauchery" none of us were able to come up with a definition other than the urban dictionary. It was the director of the academy that told us he would give us extra points if we knew what it meant.
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nightmare69 wrote:
Pawpaw wrote:
nightmare69 wrote:Raw score on penal code was 93. A few questions I missed along with most of the class due to bad wording we argued and got the instructor to throw them out. A few people failed so after he threw out 4 questions and graded on a curve my final grade was 100.

Also got to meet Mr. Vickers the director of TCOLE in Austin. Was pretty neat getting to meet the man that will hopefully sign my peace officers license.
Yes, yes. Very nice an all that drivel. ;-)

Now on to the really important stuff: What was the final word on "Malicious Hibauchery"? :lol:
Thanks guys, IDK about "Malicious Hibauchery" none of us were able to come up with a definition other than the urban dictionary. It was the director of the academy that told us he would give us extra points if we knew what it meant.
It sounds like your director has a [warped] sense of humor. :mrgreen:
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I think he thought the students had too much free time on his hands. :lol:
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nightmare69 wrote:... IDK about "Malicious Hibauchery" ...
I would guess that Hibauchery jokingly refers to Hilarious Debauchery.

Just a guess.
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Kind of like fetching 1000 feet of waterline or a bucket of relative bearing grease? Bucket of steam?

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