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There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela’s Sporting
Goods store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder
And bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the
Gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,
I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!