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by Napier
Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:17 pm
Forum: Shooting Ranges
Topic: Are all indoor gun ranges hot?
Replies: 29
Views: 7248

Re: Are all indoor gun ranges hot?

Let me parable you a parable. It's 103 in the shade. You are sweating like a porcine. You are in the parking lot of Wally's. Unloading into your hot car a bag of varied feminine hygeine products for your wife and four daughters, who are too pained to leave the house. A low rider rolls up with rap screaming. Four disadvantaged but needy young men of indeterminate race with hoodies pulled up leap out. Each has a 12 gauge assault shotgun. You have a six shot mouse gun. Do you remeber if you jacked a round in and topped off the mag? How to distribute your six (or maybe seven) over their four? That is why the ranges are hot! You sweat. It pours stinging into your eyes. The range Nazis are watching. Your eye protection fogs up. Will that sheep dip P3-AT cycle that cheap Messican ammo you loaded it with? Hot range equals shooting stress. You want the hot? You can't take the hot! But if you can, join me in Plano at Bullet Trap at opening time in August! My favorite range Nazi there laughs "We charge you extra on checkout if you sweated!"

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