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The Annoyed Man wrote:

MadMonkey wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:

VMI77 wrote:

Two armed Ukrainian marines, involved in a mock hunt for terrorists, had forced a number of vehicles on a coastal road near Port William to pull over

If this had happened in Texas?

Well let's see....... speedsix would have given them a piece of his mind and then forced them to jump out of the way as he sped off. Keith B would have deleted their posts ( ). Mojo would have taken them out from 800 meters with a Garand. SeamusTX would have given them a link to a similar story at another time in American history, titled "More Redcoat mopes and dopes," leaving them dazed and confused. LongTooth would have asked them if they knew Jesus, and if not, would they like to meet Him.....how being their choice. Excaliber would have pointed out the untenability of their tactical situation and given them a chance to retreat gracefully. RottenApple would try to sell them a couple of MacBook Pros. 74novaman would ask to see how they had tricked out their AKs, and then offered to show them his AK SBR......just before killing them all with it. Snatchel would have gone all Special Boat Teams on their butts and hosed them down with a Dillon minigun, while feeding pieces of Ukrainian meat to his dog and cat. Governor Perry would have turned his mighty .380 on them and lit them up for 5 or 6 rounds. Gigag04 would have pulled them over "backatcha" and written them up for every violation he could find on their APC, and then remind them that they could not carry a loaded long gun in Texas in a manner intended to cause alarm, and confiscated their weapons and cuffed and stuffed them........all with one hand while picking his teeth with a piece of straw. RPG would play "Betcha can't guess how many guns I got on me right now" with them. I'd probably use a long rant of multisyllabic hypersequepedalian words and reduce them to tears. Charles L. Cotton would remind them that since they were instigating the confrontation, they had no affirmative defense under Texas use of deadly force laws........just before capping them with the most beautiful 1911 ever beheld by lowly human eyes.

Did I leave anybody out?.

You're in Afghannyland. We're talking about Texas!

......but that said..... MadMonkey would detail a Hellfire armed Reaper to the mission, punch in the grid coordinates, and drive off with a grin on his face.

The Annoyed Man wrote:

VMI77 wrote:

Two armed Ukrainian marines, involved in a mock hunt for terrorists, had forced a number of vehicles on a coastal road near Port William to pull over

If this had happened in Texas?

Well let's see....... speedsix would have given them a piece of his mind and then forced them to jump out of the way as he sped off. Keith B would have deleted their posts ( ). Mojo would have taken them out from 800 meters with a Garand. SeamusTX would have given them a link to a similar story at another time in American history, titled "More Redcoat mopes and dopes," leaving them dazed and confused. LongTooth would have asked them if they knew Jesus, and if not, would they like to meet Him.....how being their choice. Excaliber would have pointed out the untenability of their tactical situation and given them a chance to retreat gracefully. RottenApple would try to sell them a couple of MacBook Pros. 74novaman would ask to see how they had tricked out their AKs, and then offered to show them his AK SBR......just before killing them all with it. Snatchel would have gone all Special Boat Teams on their butts and hosed them down with a Dillon minigun, while feeding pieces of Ukrainian meat to his dog and cat. Governor Perry would have turned his mighty .380 on them and lit them up for 5 or 6 rounds. Gigag04 would have pulled them over "backatcha" and written them up for every violation he could find on their APC, and then remind them that they could not carry a loaded long gun in Texas in a manner intended to cause alarm, and confiscated their weapons and cuffed and stuffed them........all with one hand while picking his teeth with a piece of straw. RPG would play "Betcha can't guess how many guns I got on me right now" with them. I'd probably use a long rant of multisyllabic hypersequepedalian words and reduce them to tears. Charles L. Cotton would remind them that since they were instigating the confrontation, they had no affirmative defense under Texas use of deadly force laws........just before capping them with the most beautiful 1911 ever beheld by lowly human eyes.

Did I leave anybody out?.