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apostate wrote:http://www.thegunzone.com/glock/glock19.html

SQLGeek wrote:In other words, 1911s for show and Glocks for a pro?

SQLGeek wrote:Don't get me wrong, I really like the 1911 (Thank you JMB and may God rest your soul) Platform, but as a new Glock owner, I felt it was my duty to lampoon a little bit.

And the cursing after failing to disengage the safety line is based upon personal experience also.

SQLGeek wrote:

USA1 wrote:Here's what ya do.

-Have a firm grip on the Glock.
-Then, carefully place it back into it's case.
-Then go out and get a 1911.

Just kidding!
Happy shooting.

Once you have that 1911 (Thank you JMB and may God rest your soul), here's your manual of arms:

-Place lint free velvet cloth on shooting bench
-Don lint free, white gloves
-Remove 1911 (Thank you JMB and may God rest your soul) from wood and gold inlaid case lined in velvet
-Lock open the slide of your 1911 (Thank you JMB and may God rest your soul), visually inspect to see that it is unloaded and then whisper lovingly into the ejection port
-Place 1911 (Thank you JMB and may God rest your soul) on velvet cloth, under NO circumstances should it touch the shooting bench itself
-Gaze at 1911 (Thank you JMB and may God rest your soul) lovingly for several seconds, no more than 5 because you don't want to be too prideful
-Remove one $75 magazine from it's own velvet cloth and load with all seven (or maybe eight or nine of you're lucky) rounds of DEADLY MANSTOPPER .45 ACP ammo
-Delicately lift 1911 (Thank you JMB and may God rest your soul) from cloth, insert magazine and drop the slide. Ensure hammer is locked back.
-Point 1911 (Thank you JMB and may God rest your soul) down range and squeeze trigger.
-Curse when you realize you've forgotten to disengage the safety then apologize profusely to your 1911 (Thank you JMB and may God rest your soul) for using foul language in it's presence
-Squeeze trigger again and continue firing at target until magazine is empty
-Remove magazine and place on velvet cloth
-Verify your 1911 (Thank you JMB and may God rest your soul) is empty
-Whisper praise and thanks into the ejection port
-Repack 1911 (Thank you JMB and may God rest your soul) and your $15,000 worth of accessories.
-Head straight home, do not stop off to eat, fuel up or get a Slurpee.
-Once home, put on "Unchained Melody" on repeat on the HiFi
-Dim the lights appropriately
-Meticulously clean your 1911 (Thank you JMB and may God rest your soul) while singing softly to it

-Trade in your 1911 (Thank you JMB and may God rest your soul) and buy three Glocks

SQLGeek wrote: -Curse when you realize you've forgotten to disengage the safety then apologize profusely to your 1911