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More Rodney Dangerfield:

When I was in high school, I was talking to a pretty girl on the phone.
She said "Would you like to come over to my house? There's no one home."
I said SURE!
I went over her house. Sure enough, there was no one home!

My parents moved when I was 6 years old.
The cop told me "Kid, they could be anywhere!"

My parents never liked me. My dad used to give me a sharp knife and tell
me to go play in traffic!

The wife and I were having problems so we went to see a marriage counselor.
He told us that we should go out once a week for a romantic dinner.
It's working out great. She goes Friday's, I go Saturday's.

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"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

The Godfather, after a man is executed with a headshot from the back seat.

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SIA

Giving the federal government money and power
is like giving a teenage boy a quart of whiskey and the keys to the car.

P.J. O'Rourke, 1947-
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A very useful website for finding and researching quotes is http://www.brainyquote.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.

They have anywhere from 1 to a dozen pages of quotes for most any famous person you can think of.

Unfortunately, their search function isn't very useful. Instead of the search being contained within the site,
they use Google and then you get overloaded with links that aren't the ones for which you were searching.

SIA