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2 rednecks were driving around in the pickup, both drinking beers.
The floorboard was littered with empty beer cans.

The state trooper noticed the erratic driving behavior and put on the red
and blues to pull over the truck.

Before coming to a stop on the side of the road, the drunk driver said to his
friend "Quick, give me one of those empty beer cans."

The friend did, and the driver smashed it flat with his fist, then stuck it on his
forehead.

The trooper approached the driver and asked "Sir, have you been drinking?"

The driver proudly pointed to the beer can on his forehead and said,
"No way officer - I'm on the patch!!"

Buh dump dump (Rim shot)

SIA