If it makes you feel any better (which I know it doesn't!) I am right there with ya buddy! We are a few weeks off from one another in timing, but I think our apps went to the same "trainee" at the DPS who spends more time updating their Facebook page during business hours than they do processing CHL apps.
I have lived in the same county for almost 26 years, worked the same job for 10, lived at the same address for the past 11, etc. Still.....they seem to have problems with conducting my background check. Never mind in the capacity of my employment I can run a background check on myself in under 5 minutes and the FBI and DHS have turned me inside and out for some of the clearances I have to have for my job....
