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by fickman
Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:52 pm
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Skiprr wrote:pistol pistol Pistol pistol
Meanie. (Albeit an extremely informative meanie.)

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by fickman
Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:23 pm
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This one isn't based on misuse of a term, but I'll admit that I hate the word "pistol". I never use it. I cringe when I hear it. I can't explain further.

Gun.
Handgun.
Firearm.
Revolver.
Wheelgun.
Rifle.
Carbine.
Shotgun.
Scattergun.
Big iron.
Heat (I won't use it, but go ahead if you must).
Gat (Same as above).
Piece.
etc., etc., etc.

Use any synonym, euphemism, or colloquialism that you want and I'll go right along. Say "pistol" and I'll look like I just ate a lemon.
by fickman
Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:46 am
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jimlongley wrote:
fickman wrote: - Expresso (there's no "x" in "espresso"!)
. . .
Actually, the "x" is quite common in europe, where I used to drink it quite a lot, and the sign on the front window of the "Cafe De Paris" in Woodstock NY, used that spelling in 1964.
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by fickman
Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:31 pm
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The use of "ironic" when one means "coincidental" is far too common.

A few other misstatements of phrases:
- For all intensive purposes (instead of "for all intents and purposes")
- Nip it in the butt (bud!)
- Expresso (there's no "x" in "espresso"!)
. . .
by fickman
Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:08 pm
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Abraham wrote:fickman,

After reading your post, I'm now completely insane.
:tiphat:
by fickman
Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:32 pm
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A status update I posted on Facebook a while back:
It's "ya'll", not "y'all". Actually, both can be correct, but I need to defend "ya'll" as it has been under attack - mostly be an over-simplistic reasoning that "it's a contraction of 'you' and 'all'." Oh, is it? This is something I've been interested in since elementary school. Please bear with me.

1. Ya'll, when punctuated with the apostrophe between the "a" and "l" is at least two derivations from "proper English". It is a contraction of "ya" and "all". If you read a book from the 19th Century southern U.S., you rarely hear dialogue with "you". Southerners (and Texans) had distinct attributes to their speech, including:
- dropping the "g" in gerunds e.g. askin', tellin', yellin', etc.
- concatenating words without a forming a "proper" contraction e.g. whatcha, gonna, fixin', etc.

Almost every time you see a second person pronoun used in dialogue, it would be "ya", not "you", unless it gets added to another word as in the previously mentioned "whatcha" example.

So, from proper English, we might see the progression iteratively proceed like this:
"When did you get into town?"
"When did ya get into town?"
"When'd ya get into town?"
"When'd ya git into town?"
"When'd ya git in town?"
"Whentcha git in town?"

You can see these portrayals of the phrasing and depictions of pronunciation in the works of Mark Twain, Louis L'Amour, John Steinbeck and countless others.

2. Because of this, many words or phrases common to the southern U.S. and Texas are NOT simply slang words, nor do they follow proper grammatical conventions and rules.

The culture actually developed a dialect of the English language.

The language has been assimilating back towards proper English in recent generations, especially in the cities and suburbs, but historically, it is probably more accurately viewed as a sister language with rules and words that do not necessarily come straight from the Queen's English.

3. I've seen the push to do away with "ya'll" come from transplanted northerners who are beginning to embrace some of the Southern or Texan culture (read: carpetbaggers and reconstructionists), college professors (and, in turn, the students they influence), and others who are trying to simplify the justification for where the apostrophe should go by appealing to rules that apply to proper English - but not necessarily true regional dialects.

In any case, I will agree that these non-native cake-eaters probably are rightly using "y'all" because they are simply contracting "you" and "all", which, ironically leaves them sort of in a no-man's-land in relation to their language as contractions are reviled in most forms of formal English speech. So, I will leave them alone with their usage of "y'all" and view their gaudy Christmas decorations using this version of the word as a tacit sign that "they ain't from around here".

I raise my objections when they begin to correct and condescend to those of us using "ya'll" as a word from a dialect more than one derivation removed from proper English. That's mostly what this is about. The "y'all" devotees have no standing to correct the "ya'll" users.

4. Ya'll is symmetrical and more aesthetically pleasing to look at. You'd think this point is subjective, but surprisingly, it's not.

5. Ain't. If you insist that "y'all" is the ONLY correct way because it MUST be a contraction of "you" and "all", then I implore you to explain what two straightforward words are being joined in "ain't".

I hope ya'll enjoyed this.
by fickman
Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:22 am
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G26ster wrote:Add: Hot water heater
I re-reversed on this phrase about ten years ago. When you think about it, this phrase is accurate. It's precisely why they're so inefficient. . . (unless you go tankless) - you actually have a giant vat of hot water that continues to get heated indefinitely.
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by fickman
Wed Aug 07, 2013 1:15 pm
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sjfcontrol wrote:I sometimes wonder about flammable and inflammable both meaning the same thing, but frankly I could care less.
Interestingly, flammable isn't a real word at all. . . it grew out of dangerous and unfortunate misunderstandings of inflammable where people assumed it meant the opposite of what it actually does.

Another one that gets me is "ironic". Few understand this word; most of the time they actually mean "coincidentally" instead of "ironically".
by fickman
Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:00 am
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Unfortunately, common misuse of a word is allowed to eventually be allowed to change it's actual definition. Here's two that grind me. . . and I'm afraid they'll both be acceptable in their misuse before long because they have incredible momentum.

1. "Beg the question" does NOT mean "that brings up the next question" or "that leads me to this next question."

"Begging the question" is a logical fallacy in which the a question is asked that presumes the answer to another question that may still be in contention.

2. "Peruse" means to read something deeply and thoroughly, not to simply skim over something. This word is in danger of becoming it's own antonym.

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