newTexan wrote:On the other hand, he's got a point. Really, some people get burgers that are clearly not just for eating. I support our culinary rights, but there has to be sensible burger regulations. I would propose a ban on assault burgers which we can define as any burger with more than two of the following: an extra patty, lettuce, cheese, tomato, pickle, raw onion, mayo, ketchup, or mustard OR any burger with any ONE assault characteristic like bacon, barbecue sauce, cream cheese, guac, special sauce, caramelized onions, or an extra piece of bread in the middle.posse wrote:Don't forget the evil high capacity soft drink.newTexan wrote:and if Bloomberg gets his way then it's assault cheeseburger...:
This would allow American burger-eaters to enjoy their food, while protecting us from these evil assault burgers that are causing so much obesity in our country. As you know, medical problems from obesity kill more people than guns. As a fat person myself, I know that if there were no assault burgers available, I'd be a slim and trim Olympic athlete today!
This, Friend, is a quality post. Hat's off to you.