2. Because my liberal "friends" now fear me.
3. Because their women now want me.
4. Because after I got mine, my wife got her's, and there's nothin' hotter than a good lookin' lady packin' heat.
5. Because it makes my family/friends back in California jealous, and I can remind them that they voted for the cretins that took their rights away.
6. Because somewhere out there is a progressive who can't sleep at night knowing that there are other people out there exercising and enjoying their constitutional rights without permission from the Borg.
7. Because I'm an old poop with less pip-pip in his pop than I used to could.
8. Because [hoarse]I AM BATMAN![/hoarse]
9. Because in any game of paper-scissors-rock-.45ACP, .45ACP always wins.
10. Because Sheldon Cooper is a smelly pooper.........and there are lots of Sheldon Coopers out there......
I could go on if you would like.....