PRES: The Chicken crossed the road to get to the gun show...we need to eliminate the chicken crossing loophole. All chickens should be background checked before they are allowed to cross. I will issue an EO to force common sense chicken control.
HILLARY: We should have Australia style chicken control. We will confiscate dangerous chickens and reimburse the owners. From this point forward you will need a license to cross your chicken and it must be de-beaked and de-clawed and may not lay more than one egg per week.
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- Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:45 pm
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- Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:24 pm
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Re: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Peace Officer: I demand to see your LTC (license to cross) as you openly cross the road. It is illegal to openly cross the road and you only have a defense to prosecution for open crossing if you have valid license to cross.
ATF Agent: I am charging you with crossing the road in Oklahoma without a valid Oklahoma Crossing License. You are within 1000' of a school and the federal Chicken Free School Zone Act, says this is illegal if you are crossing in interstate commerce.
ATF Agent: I am charging you with crossing the road in Oklahoma without a valid Oklahoma Crossing License. You are within 1000' of a school and the federal Chicken Free School Zone Act, says this is illegal if you are crossing in interstate commerce.